The last time you came over, it was a pricy experience to say the least.
I didn’t thank you for the night though, my apologies.
You walked in and your body was screaming, my hearing started to diminish,
but that depletion only strengthened my touch, and
…you know what happened after that… Let’s see:
Thunder in the room, your moans made the walls crack ($300)
shattered all the windows ($800), I swear you made my mind tremble.
You bit through my pillows ($73)
and left slashes in my sheets ($45).
Scratches on my back (3 band-aids)
and you knocked the lamp off my night stand ($28)
[but I don’t think you could help it, so I’ll let that one slide for now ($28).]
Your heat turned all the candles into wax and it flowed like lava ($31).
The floors were no longer leveled because where we went, so did it ($527).
From the foyer to the wall ($11)
to the kitchen to the wall ($11),
then from the dining table to the wall ($11), to the couch to the stairs.
The bed was where we ended up ultimately I think.
What’s that saying? All’s well it ends well?
“All’s well you’ll pay for it” seems more accurate with you.
I surely wasn’t expecting you back so soon.
Are you here to help renovate
or are you looking to wreak havoc again?
Because whichever you choose, I’m sure the end result will please us both,
but if the latter is what you’re needing,
let’s take it outside.
I already replaced the windows.
-S. J. Washington
(Source: fortheloveofcontradictions)